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Stanley as he appeared in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

And at different times
during his career.

Recommended Stanley Unwin website
stanleyunwin.com
STANLEY UNWIN: DEEP JOY!

Stanley Unwin.

In a country famed for its literary giants, Shakespeare, Tennyson, Wordsworth, Marvell, Bacon, Bronte, Browning etc, Stanley Unwin stands out alone as a man recognised and lauded for his oratory, not because he was an exceptional speaker of the English language, but because he "invented" his own language, "Unwinese."

"Professor" Stanley Unwin specialised in speaking an unfathomable verse complete with malapropisms & poetic gobbledegook. It lasted throughout the last days of variety, through the halcyon days of radio comedy, bought him cult status in the '60's and lasted throughout his lifetime into the 21st Century.

No other man has been able to spout complete "gibberish" yet make it seem perfectly simple what he was going on about.

"Unwinese” was a special form of English in which a few words were intelligible making the listener think he was completely unable to understand what was being said, yet somehow at the same time could. The results of this fascinating language were hilariously confusing.

It was Stanley's mother that unwittingly inspired him to develop this strange language when she fell over one day and told him she had "falolloped" and cut her "kneeclappers." Stanley further developed this by reading fairy tales to his children.

Stanley Unwin was born on the 7th June 1911 in Pretoria, South Africa, after his mother & father had emigrated there in early part of the 20th Century. His father, Ivan, died in 1914, so a year later, his mother returned to England with Stanley, his older brother, Oswald & his 2 sisters, Gladys and Eveline. Oswald died at the age of 8 after suffering appendicitis.

During the 1st World War, Stanley was evacuated to several homes mainly across the Essex area and had little contact with his mother & sisters and just after the war had ended, he was sent in 1919, to the National Children's Home in Congleton, Cheshire. It was whilst here that Stanley joined a local choir, which toured the country. It was during one of these tours, in Belle Vue, Manchester, that he came across "A large trolley, like those in a hotel dining room but larger, pushed along by 2 men. There was an array of coiled wires and terminals upon it, and wires leading to other wires strung across 2 poles supported at each end of the trolley." This contraption he found out was called a transmitter, and this encounter with one inspired him to buy an early crystal wireless set which was the start of a hobby that later turned into a highly successful career.

In the mid 1920's Stanley went to Gibb's Nautical Training School in Penarth, South Wales and learnt about wireless telegraphy and obtained a first class Postmaster General's Certificate, in September 1927. He then got a posting in October 1927 on the SS Bakana where he discovered he was very prone to seasickness. After 2 tours of duty with the Bakana, Stanley got a job with wireless manufacturer Peto Scott in Hoxton, London, but was soon fired after he played a practical joke on his boss. He then had a number of jobs over the next year or so before he got a job at the Plessey Company to work in a new field known as radio. This appointment was to prove life changing for Stanley for more than one reason.

In the late 1920's Stanley went to Regent Street Polytechnic to learn German & French and it was during this time that Stanley developed his unique language when, as he himself put down to the moment when his mother tripped up while walking and told him that she "falolloped in front of a tram and grazed her kneeclappers."

It was while Stanley was at Plessey's that he met his future wife Frances and also where Stanley obtained a turn of phrase that he would be forever associated with although he didn't come up with it. He was having trouble with an oscilloscope when his boss Douglas Jones, came up to him and asked him if he had "any joy" with it when Stanley replied that he hadn't he went off and came back later, by which time Stanley had fixed the problem. "Any Joy Stanley?" asked Mr Jones, "Joy" replied Stanley informing him he had fixed it, to which his boss replied "Deep Joy", and so an iconic catch phrase was born before anybody knew what a catch phrase was.

In 1940 Stanley got a job at the B.B.C. working on transmitters. The 2nd World War was under way and The Beeb needed Morse operators and so Stanley was stationed at the Borough Hill transmitting station in Daventry. So Stanley and his by now wife, Frances and their 9 month old daughter Marion, moved to Long Buckby in Northamptonshire, where Stanley lived for the rest of his life.

In 1944 Stanley joined the BBC War Reporting Unit where he was assigned to the U.S. Third Army Press Camp & later the British Eighth Army in Italy and followed the Allied advance through Italy and into Austria just as the war was coming to an end.

When the war was over he returned to The U.K. and joined the newly formed Mobile Recording Unit as an outside broadcast engineer. From 1947 - 1951 he was based in Birmingham working on local news transmissions for BBC West Midlands where he worked on, amongst others, 'Down Your Way' and 'Around & About' and worked with such broadcasters such as Richard Dimbleby and Wynford Vaughan Thomas.

Stanley Unwin at the BBC.It was during this period that Stanley got his first "starring" broadcast. He was testing equipment when broadcaster F.R. "Buck" Buckby approached Stanley for a chat. Stanley was about to try a recording so he handed the microphone to Buckby who ad-libbed a spoof commentary about an imaginary sport called 'Fasche'. Buckby then encouraged Stanley to join in and introduced him as Codlington Corthusite and handed him the microphone and Stanley continued in Unwinese. These fun and games lasted for a good few minutes and the recording was played back to 2 producers, Peter Cairns and David Martin who added some sound effects and aired it on Pat Dixon's "Mirror of the Month" programme. (Dixon was later to go on and produce the 'Goon Show') The piece got a good response, which led to another sketch in which Stanley was interviewed as a man from Atlantis and asked about life in the sunken city. It was after this broadcast that Stanley got his first piece of fan mail. It was from a lady who had been impressed by his performance. The lady went by the name Joyce Grenfell. This gave Stanley a tremendous boost as Grenfell was Stanley's heroine and so he was thus encouraged to try and break into showbiz.

His next break came in North Africa where he was recording a series of shows by Frankie Howerd. In Egypt, Howerd got laid out by The Pharaoh’s revenge so anyone who could "do a turn" had to fill in and so Stanley was pushed onto the stage and told to do a short burst and so became one of those that filled in. Another unknown who filled in that day was Howerd's scriptwriter Eric Sykes.

Back in the U.K. and although Stanley's career as an engineer was going splendidly, he was beginning to do more on the "performing" side of the microphone, and his next major breakthrough came when producer Roy Speer took him to a meeting with one of the country's most famous stars of the day, Ted Ray. When Ray had heard him talking he simply said "I want him in the series." The series was "The Spice Of Life" which also featured June Whitfield and Kenneth Connor.

Stanley did about a dozen of these shows in the mid 1950's and met agent Johnnie Riscoe & his daughter Patsy who between them acted for him for the rest of his life.

Stanley's career took off at this point and by the end of the fifties had ventured into the film industry by getting a part in the Cardew Robinson film 'Fun at St Fanny's.'(1956)

During the 1960's amongst Stanley's film credits were 'Carry On Regardless' 'Press For Time' and 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.' The sixties were Stanley's "Golden Era" with the publishing of 3 books, 'The Miscillian Manuscript' (1961), 'House and Garbidge' (1962) and 'Rock - a - bye Babel' (1966), a single 'Goldilocks' (1962) and 2 albums 'Rotatey Disckers with Unwin (1961) and 'The World of Stanley Unwin (1967).

His ascension into cult status came at the end of the decade when in 1968 he recorded the part of the narrator on the six part side two of The Small Faces' album 'Ogden's Nut Gone Flake' a job he got because Spike Milligan was ill, and in 1969 when he became the first "live action star" of a Gerry Anderson series 'The Secret Service' in which he played himself.

During the rest of the Century and into the new Millennium Stanley was in great demand, turning up in advertising, game shows, chat shows and anything that needed a surreal twist to it. One of his last mainstream TV appearances was providing the voice of Mr Wangle in the first series of 'Rex The Runt' in 1998.

Outside of his showbusiness work, Stanley was active in the local community, where he was President of the Daventry Choral Society.

At the age of 90 Stanley fell into ill health and on 12th January 2002 he died peacefully in his sleep at Dantre Hospital in Daventry. He had prepared his own valediction for his Service of Thanksgiving, which was held at St Lawrence's Church in Long Buckby:

"Goodly Byeload loyal peeploaders, now all gatherymost to amuse it and have a tilty elbow or a nice cuffle - oteedee. Oh yes."

So Goodly Byeload, Stanley, and many many thanks for bringing to so many people so much Deep Joy.


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Article: Phil McCormack. January 2006
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